The boy is Moroccan Scott Cannon and the girl is Monroe Cannon.
Not bad. Could be waaaay worse, like, say, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee), Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette), Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon), Princess Tiaamii (Katie Price) and---last but certainly not least---Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson).
Hearty congrats again to Mariah and Nick.
Sorry, but it's true: she looks chimp-ish. And she needs a stylist. The Fredericks of Hollywood look isn't helping anyone, girl.
Congrats to Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon on the Saturday arrival of their twins. The girl was born first, weighing in at 5 lbs, 3 oz; 18 inches long. Next came the boy: 5 lbs, 6 oz; 19 in. No names released yet.
Cute, cute! Even cuter: yesterday was also Nick and Mariah's wedding anniversary. All together now: awwwww!
As previously mentioned, sometimes, when I'm feeling a little down, I read a Kanye West tweet. Works every time. Now I feel fabulous. Here's a gem from October:
I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
Warlock Charlie claims that one of his girlfriends (goddesses...whatever), porn actress Bree Olson, has flown the coop. Saturday night, he informed the crowd at his Fort Lauderdale show that Olson broke up with him via text message.
Yesterday was not good to Lindsay Lohan.
She was sentenced to 120 days in jail for probation violation. Yikes. She was also sentenced to 480 hours of community service. Double yikes. 360 of those hours will be completed at the Downtown Women's Center, so she can--hopefully--learn just how good she has it. The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County Morgue. Triple yikes.
Bad Friday, girl.
Why? Because the mayor is a jackass.
Soon, the cast of Jersey Shore will be in Florence, Italy, to film next season's show. Unfortunately, Mayor Matteo Renzi established some ridiculously-stringent rules that almost guarantee a sucky season.
"I will not allow them to use the Palazzo Vecchio or other historic buildings," Renzi said in an Italian newspaper, Corriere della Sera, interview yesterday, "but I cannot ban them from using our city as a set."
Among his other rules:
No shooting in bars, clubs or any place that promotes the reckless consumption of alcohol.
The cast is prohibited from drinking in public on camera.
Florence may not be portrayed as a drinking town.
The cast must interact with authentic Italian people in authentic cultural settings -- thus avoiding the city's hordes of tourists and students.
WTF, mayor!?! We have zero interest in watching Snooki and Co. stroll lucidly along the viali, visit galleries and trattorias (sans vino, of course) and do whatever other boring-ass stuff that falls within your permissible guidelines.
Yawnsville! Take the show somewhere else, MTV. Wait, I have an idea: why don't you film it on the Jersey friggin' shore?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it... bitches.
I am feeling pretty tough. Channeling Sammi Sweetheart.
Snoop Dogg posted this pic on his Twitter page today, along with the following message:
Happy 420 to d whole world from snoop dogg aka bob marley reincarnated pupils dilated!! Hahaha smoke a zip n dip to a new trip
We love you, Snoop. Puff, puff, pass!
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The fun never stops at Camp Warlock.
Despite soon-to-be-wife Brooke Mueller's alleged drug relapse and refusal to provide a urine sample last week, Charlie Sheen was denied full custody of his twin sons, Bob and Max, yesterday. Although the former couple's pre-divorce custody agreement mandates that Sheen and Mueller undergo random drug testing three times a month, and each must remain clean or lose custody of their twins, the Los Angeles judge ruled that Mueller should maintain legal and physical custody of the boys.
Sheen left the courtroom and immediately hopped a plane to Washington, D.C. to continue his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. He reportedly bombed. Boos, hecklers... the semi-usual.
Suffice it to say, it was not a winning day for Charlie.
The wacky folks at Taiwan's Next Media Animation gave the Nic Cage incident the animated news treatment. Yay! SO ridic! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClYVgQxUHUE]
OK, so Nicolas Cage was arrested Saturday in New Orleans for domestic abuse battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. Apparently, he was so sloshed that he couldn't remember where he lived, and his wife, Alice Kim, tried to set him straight. Needless to say, mayhem ensued.
Here's the kicker... guess who bailed him out?
Heeeeeheehee! That's right, kiddies: none other than Duane "Dog" Chapman himself. Serious. Read the story here.
God, I love this country.
And it reportedly sold out the day it was released by Pipedream Products (NSFW). What a world.
There were still three available on Amazon when I checked a few minutes ago.
According to the description on the box:
"You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”
Let's just hope that it's truly being used for novelty purposes only. Ew.
Check out this clever Pop Dust video that compares Britney Spears' current performances with her dance routines from back in the day. Yikes. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjqwpZe76XQ]
Courtney Love is selling her used "couture" on eBay.
Click here to check out her togs.
I'm fairly certain they don't, in fact, smell like teen spirit. They might, however, smell like three-day coke bender sweat, plenty o' cigarettes and expensive French parfum.
Another dud night for Chuck.
This time, it was Radio City Music Hall. Again, Sheen received boos, heckling, etc.
He ended the show 30 minutes early with this closer, "I love you, New York... you're the best crowd ever. Well, some of you."
Our pal Charlie slayed the crowd in Cleveland last night.
The sold-out crowd reportedly went wild when Sheen first walked on stage, greeting him with chants of, "F**K DETROIT."
The 90-minute Cleveland performance--the tour's third stop--resulted in a standing ovation. Sounds like this tour might turn out to be a winner, after all. Sad that Detroit had to suffer that losing test run.
"Without Detroit we don't have the show that we have right now," the warlock said during the Cleveland show. "Because of Detroit, we've now got gold."
How many lives does this man have? I think I'm actually beginning to mildly believe the warlock thing.
The ma-Sheen killed it in Chicago last night to a sold-out crowd of 3,600.
"Instead of the disjointed exercise in hero worship he had presented on night one of his theatrical tour in Detroit Saturday, Sheen mostly sat and fielded an interviewer's questions, bantering with the crowd, dropping the F-word, and actually seeming to satisfy, if not amaze, concert-goers," said a review in The Chicago Tribune.
File this under "Not Remotely Surprised."
Steady reports are coming in that Charlie Sheen's Detroit show tonight---the first stop on his much-hyped, My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour---was a huge mess. Boos, walk-outs, refund demands... the whole nine yards.
Apparently, it wasn't much more than Sheen spewing nonsensical rants from behind a podium. After an audience member booed, Sheen reportedly sneered, "I've already got your money, dude." Later, the booing got so bad that the warlock finally left the stage and the house lights were turned on. Show over.
Public comments on Sheen's Twitter page:
"Did you suck on purpose?"
"He didn't rehearse this material and it showed."
"He is a coward and couldn't face the crowd he stole from. He's a joke."
"Unprepared, poor material, no talent for the live stage, the crowd was chanting as* ho*e."
"Charlie Sheen I want my time back! What a let down you failed Detroit LOSER!"
Yikes. Better luck next stop, Charlie. Hope Chicago doesn't eat you alive, bro.
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Just when it seemed those batshit-crazy Quaids, Randy and wife Evi, were finally out of the picture, this happens.
If you recall, the Quaids are conviced that "Hollywood star whackers" are trying to kill them. They also claim that David Carradine (who was found hanged in a Bangkok hotel room) and Heath Ledger (who died of a drug overdose) were victims of the same murderous conspiracy.
Now, Randy has graced us with a song about said whackers. Sigh. Enjoy.
Why have regular water when you can have famous water?
The UNICEF Tap Project launched a new campaign to foster awareness of the global water crisis.
"The UNICEF Tap Project wants everyone to recognize the lifesaving importance of water. In 2011, celebrities have donated their own tap water to help raise awareness of the world water crisis. Donations enter individuals in our sweepstakes to win an esteemed collection of these famous tap waters"
Celebrity participants include, Selena Gomez, Robin Williams, Rihanna, Adrian Grenier, Taylor Swift, and Dwight Howard.
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