OK, so Nicolas Cage was arrested Saturday in New Orleans for domestic abuse battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. Apparently, he was so sloshed that he couldn't remember where he lived, and his wife, Alice Kim, tried to set him straight. Needless to say, mayhem ensued. 

Here's the kicker... guess who bailed him out? 

Heeeeeheehee! That's right, kiddies: none other than Duane "Dog" Chapman himself. Serious. Read the story here

God, I love this country. 

Posted on April 17, 2011 and filed under Celebrities, WTF?!?.