Despite soon-to-be-wife Brooke Mueller's alleged drug relapse and refusal to provide a urine sample last week, Charlie Sheen was denied full custody of his twin sons, Bob and Max, yesterday. Although the former couple's pre-divorce custody agreement mandates that Sheen and Mueller undergo random drug testing three times a month, and each must remain clean or lose custody of their twins, the Los Angeles judge ruled that Mueller should maintain legal and physical custody of the boys.
Sheen left the courtroom and immediately hopped a plane to Washington, D.C. to continue his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. He reportedly bombed. Boos, hecklers... the semi-usual.
Suffice it to say, it was not a winning day for Charlie.