Mariah's Chimps are Named!

The boy is Moroccan Scott Cannon and the girl is Monroe Cannon.

Not bad. Could be waaaay worse, like, say, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee), Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette), Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon), Princess Tiaamii (Katie Price) and---last but certainly not least---Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson).

Hearty congrats again to Mariah and Nick.

Sorry, but it's true: she looks chimp-ish. And she needs a stylist. The Fredericks of Hollywood look isn't helping anyone, girl. 

Posted on May 4, 2011 and filed under Announcements, Celebrities.