It's the Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll!

And it reportedly sold out the day it was released by Pipedream Products (NSFW). What a world. There were still three available on Amazon when I checked a few minutes ago.

According to the description on the box:

"You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

Let's just hope that it's truly being used for novelty purposes only. Ew.

Posted on April 13, 2011 and filed under Celebrities.