Indiana family visits are good for the soul.
Fab Alert!
The Carrie Bear by Croshame comes with her own sash, rose bouquet, and bucket of spilled pig’s blood. She’s ready to come home with you and telekinetically set fire to your heart.
I Can't Handle These Introspective Animals
Maybe it's the hormones, but this makes me bawl. Hell, everything makes me bawl these days. But seriously, these animals are intense. This is artist Burton Gray's "Animal", introspective paintings of animals by the artist, with introduction by the artist himself.
The rabbit at 3:44 sent me over the edge. Wailing like a fool. Somebody slap me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tqXYVGwoMOA
Fab Alert!
Fact and a Photo shares one fact and a photo daily.
Happy Spikeleeday
Happy 55th birthday to Spike Lee.
In honor of this genius director, producer, writer, and actor, let's watch Gator dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTA3qGQouaU
Quote of the Day
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Via Someecards.com
Um... WTF?!?
Behold: Camel toe solutions by SmoothGroove.
Yes, a ladycup for those pesky cases of prominent labia majora.
Okay, I'm done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfcFLgLLBvY&feature=player_embedded
(Thanks, Meghan)
Jackpot!
Mr. Brown and I are immensely pleased to announce that we are expecting a boy and a girl! Somebody please cartwheel; I'm too bulky to do it myself. Yahoooo!
Happy Terencetrentd'arbyday
Sananda Francesco Maitreya is 50 today. Some of us know him better as Terence Trent D'Arby.
Apparently, he adopted the Sananda handle in 1995, following a series of dreams. He legally changed his name in 2001.
I often have a series of dreams involving Disney World and a talking blob of Saran Wrap. I wonder how I could incorporate this into a new name? No, no... I can't wonder about that. It's far too early in the morning to think about these things (p.s. why didn't any of you tell me that pregnancy equals brutal insomia?!?). Plus, I just officially changed my name (that's Mrs. Brown to you, thankyouverymuch), so I suppose I'd better let that be for a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqy0IODpW5Q
Headline of the Day
Happy Petedohertyday
Pete Doherty, human science experiment, perpetual dirty dude and Libertines/Babyshambles rocker... happy 33rd birthday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Yoa4cjw4o&feature=related
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R.I.P.
The Love Boat is getting scrapped, folks. It's way past its prime.
Ah, the memories... Captain Merrill Stubing... bartender extraordinaire, Isaac Washington... cruise director, Julie McCoy... Dr. Adam "Doc" Bricker... and, last but certainly not least, our yeoman-purser, Burl 'Gopher' Smith.
Farewell, Love Boat! You'll sail on in our hearts forever. Bon voyage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAwcByaNtY&feature=related
Happy Rashaanhoustonday
A very happy birthday and much love to Chicago house music delight, RaShaan Houston. Fabulous incarnate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkTj4pEvgw
Happy Barbieday
Happy 53th birthday, Barbie!
We love you, you fierce, plastic betch. To hell with the feminists; they're just jealous. We say you're five-star fabulous, lady!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xLBF44nkpU&feature=related
Friday Fabü
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: An unknowingly-pregnant blonde decides to get a colonic…
Sounds like the beginning of yet another Fabü adventure, yes? Away we go!
Just a few days before my colon hydrotherapy session at Kukana Colonics (8920 Matthew NE, 505.298.1983, albuquerquecolonics.com), I discovered I was pregnant. I called the doctor to see if I could still get the colonic. Veto! Now what? I was really looking forward to writing about the treatment in this very column. How could I tell Kukana that, no, I wouldn’t be featuring her, after all?
Enter my knight on a white horse: my husband, DJ Brown. “Fine, fine… I’ll do it,” he said after several eyelash bats from yours truly. The things we do for love.
Soon, we were face-to-face with Kukana herself: A vibrant, sprite-like woman reminiscent of a 62-year-old Björk. She seriously looks amazing, and credits it all to colon cleansing.
“Your immune system improves. Your allergies go away. Everything works better,” she proudly stated. “You feel like you’re in your twenties again.”
A colon hydrotherapist for 25 years, Kukana knows colons like nobody’s business. First, she took DJ’s detailed stool history (“How long? What size?”). Never did I expect to learn so much about my husband’s stools. He unabashedly answered every question as I furiously scribbled in my notepad. I owe this man, big-time.
Um... BLECK!
Coming in April to a store near you: Coors Light Iced T, an iced tea-flavored beer.
Headline of the Day
Robbers Beat Cat Trapper, Steal His Pants in Miami Gardens
Via NBC Miami
*Fabulisa note: Ah, Florida... I miss you.
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