Posts filed under Videos

Frog Win!

What happens when a pet African Bullfrog plays Ant Smasher?

Bitch gets hongray, that's what!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WlEzvdlYRes

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Videos.

Yesterday was Toilet Husband Day

OK, so this is both weird and extra-stupid.  Yesterday morning, DJB and I visited friends Kamille and Aaron. Kamille gave DJB a Toilet Böys shirt. It's so awesome that I want to wash and dry it on hot so that it will shrink and fit only me. I am a rude and selfish betch. That's how much I love Toilet Böys, especially lead singer Miss Guy. Total icon. 

About 12 hours later, we attended my office holiday party, which was a total blast. There was a white elephant gift exchange. Here's what DJB got...

Yes, a Toilet Monster. I am excited. I will use the hell out of that thing. I am dead serious. 

Fact: My husband was totally putting out toilet vibes yesterday. Seksi, no? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4nc4X63pY

Posted on December 17, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Fabulousness, Music, Videos and tagged Toilet Boys Toilet Monster.

Happy Littlerichardday

I'm so excited! It's Little Richard day! Total icon. Man, do I love me some Little Richard. 

Why in the world haven't I dressed up as Little Richard for Halloween yet? 

I always come up with the best Halloween costumes between, like, November and August. And I never write them down. Then October comes around and I have no clue what to wear for Halloween. This. Happens. EVERY. Year. 

Am I going to change my ways and write down "Little Richard Halloween Costume" somewhere? Hell no! Why break tradition, I say? And, as a result, I'll probably spend Halloween 2012 in some lame-ass get-up like a phantom or something equally yawn-worthy. 

I'm supposed to be writing about Little Richard, aren't I? Sigh. 

HAPPY 79th BIRTHDAY, LITTLE R! We love you! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtgFVk70yMc

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Videos.

Happy Kirkhammettday

Kirk Hammett is 49 today. 

It's the precipice, Kirk. Please continue to be fabulous at all times, and you likely won't suffer any mid-life crap. You're Kirk Hammett, for Odin's sake; you'll always be young and fabulous. 

It would be cool to have Kirk Hammett as your grandpa. 

Speaking of grandpas, I lost my first grandparent today. R.I.P., sir. We weren't close, but he was a good man. He donated his body to science, which is awesome. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TWDCUlL0w&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL0344A826C694E9A7

Posted on November 18, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, R-I-P-, Videos.

Double Birthday Supreme!

Embrace the fall-on-the-floor fabulousness of today's two birthday icons. 

Minnie Pearl: 99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77sheAVgpeo

Billy Barty: 87

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e3vQmhm3Bc

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Videos.

Happy Darylhallday

Darryl Hall is 65 today. Now you can start collecting those benefits, pal. Good job, rocker! 

Here's the big question of the day: Do you know which one is actually Darryl Hall? No cheating, Googler! Stop it! Just guess, damnit. 

How did you do? It's all right if you got it wrong... wait, no, it's so not all right --- it means you're a total LOSER!!!! 

I'm only mocking you to make myself feel better, dahling. I didn't know the difference between Hall and Oates until about, ummm, yesterday. Seriously, I still screw it up. Shame on me. 

Happy birthday, Mr. Hall... with your pseudo-Groucho 'stache and beady eyes. Welcome to 65, sir. 

Egad! Tricked by Oates again! When will I get it right? New mantra: Hall equals ginger mullet... Hall equals ginger mullet... Hall equals ginger mullet... Hall equals ginger mullet. 

I'll get you, Hall & Oates, if it's the last thing I do. Cue evil cackle! 

OK... this video... the sequined devil striding across the stage at the 1:07 mark... five stars. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Music, Videos and tagged Hall and Oates.

Happy Davidleerothday

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." --- David Lee Roth

David + Lee + Roth = Beyond fabulous.

It's hard to believe he's 57; the man seems like he's eternally 24. 

The bravado! The sass! The screams! The bulge! The incessant yammering! 

We heart you, Dave. Keep up the good work. Happy birthday. 

I was just touched by the haiku gods! I'm compelled to create a haiku poem for David Lee right now...

David Lee Roth, sir:

You are a god in spandex. 

Rock on, I say... rock. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNsXnMcAN68

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Videos and tagged David Lee Roth haiku.