Happy Estheroday

Happy 33rd birthday to lovely songbird, Esthero. Your voice makes me very, very happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpH21nmXuXQ

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Frog Win!

What happens when a pet African Bullfrog plays Ant Smasher?

Bitch gets hongray, that's what!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WlEzvdlYRes

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Videos.

It's the World Champion Masturbator

Meet Masanobu Sato from the World Champion of Masturbation. Championship time: 9 hours and 59 min. Ouch.  Ummm... WTF?!?

His girlfriend just hangs out, sewing and cooking. Ew! 

He prefers practicing his "hobby" to anime porn because, as he explains it, "A real female, of course, smells, is dirty." 

Talk about dirty, sir! STFU!!!

This dude's weird. Over him.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SNH5EUw7gxk

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under WTF?!?.

Another Dickday!

Lucky us! It's Dickday again! Happy Dickdayyyy! 

Today's spotlight falls on one of the funniest trainwrecks evah, Andy Dick, who is 46 today. Happy birthday, sir. Lay off the sauce, please. We want to see you in films, not tabloids. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIjZaPo2To&feature=related

Posted on December 21, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays and tagged Andy Dick.

Noooo! Another Real Housewife Trying to Sing!

When will this madness end?

Yet another  musical tragedy by a Real Housewife has been released. 

Behold the auto-tune atrocity of Sheree Whitfield's "Who Gon' Check Me, Boo?" It's a line that Sheree directed at a party planner during a vicious spat. 

Yes, seriously: the song is called "Who Gon' Check Me, Boo?" and it's named after a party planner rumble. 

Kill me now. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x3o_lt3JR0&feature=player_embedded#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHuwn5eB9Lg&feature=related

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under WTF?!?.

Happy Chrisrobinsonday

Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am ka-raaaay-zaaaay about Chris Robinson.

He is a bona fide original, a true Southern gentleman (met him several years ago---lucky me!) and a hell of a talent. 

He is also 45 today. Happy birthday, Chris! You are Southern-fried fabulousness, honey. 

I might have to consider granting Chris early sainthood alongside Rip Taylor. Maybe. It's a lot to consider. I'll deal with it after the holidays. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbD9epjbr7M

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Credo

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

Winnie the Pooh
Posted on December 19, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Credo.

R.I.P.

Peace out, sir. Good luck. 

Wonder what's next for North Korea ? High potential for more of the same. Wouldn't it be so awesome if something different occurred? As in good different. Worse would be very, very bad for those poor people. Fingers crossed for different good. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrJdhIqeJGM

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under R-I-P-.

Happy Limahlday

Limahl is 52. I wonder what he's up to these days? If you see him around, please ask him what's happening in his life, then report back to me immediately. Thanks in advance. 

Happy birthday, Limahl. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWbMJOIkUk&ob=av2e

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays and tagged Kajagoogoo Limahl.

Yesterday was Toilet Husband Day

OK, so this is both weird and extra-stupid.  Yesterday morning, DJB and I visited friends Kamille and Aaron. Kamille gave DJB a Toilet Böys shirt. It's so awesome that I want to wash and dry it on hot so that it will shrink and fit only me. I am a rude and selfish betch. That's how much I love Toilet Böys, especially lead singer Miss Guy. Total icon. 

About 12 hours later, we attended my office holiday party, which was a total blast. There was a white elephant gift exchange. Here's what DJB got...

Yes, a Toilet Monster. I am excited. I will use the hell out of that thing. I am dead serious. 

Fact: My husband was totally putting out toilet vibes yesterday. Seksi, no? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4nc4X63pY

Posted on December 17, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Fabulousness, Music, Videos and tagged Toilet Boys Toilet Monster.

Happy Keithrichardsday

Keith Richards, congratulations... 

You made it to 68!

Good job, sir. You give us all hope that it's possible to overcome the worst and come out shining.

Happy birthday, you lucky bastard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1PceITYvM

Posted on December 18, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Friday Fabü

For our four-legged friends, I suggest drugs … for the cats, at least. Catnip cigars ($6.95) at the Old Town Cat House (400 San Felipe NW, 505.924.1166) make kitty oh-so-happy and give us hours of cheap entertainment. Watching a cat looped-out on crazy-plant is a gift in itself. Am I right, or am I right? For the pooches, hit Albuquerque Dogtown (3845 Rio Grande NW, 505.341.4484) for new and gently used dog clothing and accessories. Be sure to check out the beds; they have the most over-the-top luxurious pet beds that I’ve ever seen around these parts.

Every kid needs his/her own copy of The Green Album, a 2011 release featuring covers of classic Muppets (muppetsmusic.com) songs by modern artists, including Weezer, OK Go, My Morning Jacket and Andrew Bird. Fabü fave: Rachael Yamagata’s “I’m Going to Go Back There Someday.”

Finally, who doesn’t need a Diane von Furstenberg (dvf.com) iPhone case? It’s only $20. You’re totally online right now ordering it, aren’t you? Could you at least finish reading the column first, please? Manners!

Click here to read the rest of the column. 

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Fabü and tagged Fabü Lisa VanDyke Local iQ.