Meet Masanobu Sato from the World Champion of Masturbation. Championship time: 9 hours and 59 min. Ouch. Ummm... WTF?!?
His girlfriend just hangs out, sewing and cooking. Ew!
He prefers practicing his "hobby" to anime porn because, as he explains it, "A real female, of course, smells, is dirty."
Talk about dirty, sir! STFU!!!
This dude's weird. Over him.