Quote of the Day

Back in the 90s, Patrizia Reggiani (who once uttered, "I would rather weep in a Rolls-Royce than be happy on a bicycle,") was sentenced to 29 years in prison for successfully ordering the hit of her ex-husband, Maurizio Gucci (heir to the Gucci fortune), because she wanted more alimony.

Fast-forward to this week. Patrizia is up for parole. When she went in front of the board at San Vittore jail in Milan, here's what she said: 

"No, thanks... as it would mean getting a job, and I have never worked a day in my life. I would prefer to stay in my cell and water my plants and take care of my ferret." 

Wow. Just... wow. 

 

Posted on October 20, 2011 and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Happy Doggday

Snoop Dogg is 40 today. Welcome to the club, Snoop-a-loop! We love you! Happy big one! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6TUhx2wX0M

Posted on October 19, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Please Knit Some Sweaters for These Penguins!

Lots of penguins in New Zealand desperately need tiny little sweaters. Their lives depend on it. Do you knit? Will you help? 

(Etsy) - A recent oil spill on New Zealand’s coast has left the environment and wildlife in shambles — including the local blue penguin population. While volunteers are working hard to rescue and clean the animals in the region, they require a little bit of crafty help: tiny sweaters, or penguin pajamas, for the rescued birds. These woolen sweaters keep oil-soaked birds warm until they’re well enough to be cleaned and prevent them from ingesting oil from their feathers.

If you’re interested in donating a penguin sweater, New Zealand yarn store Skeinz has provided a handy how-to and is organizing the donation efforts.

Penguin Jumper in 8ply – Must be 100% Wool Yarn 1 pair 3.25mm , 1 pair of 3.75mm needles , 1 set of 3.25mm dpn’s or circular Cast on 36 stitches using 3.25 needles.K1, P1 to end of row. Repeat this row 7 times. Change to 3.75mm needles and K2, P2 rib. Work 4 rows increasing at each end of every row. (44 sts) Continue until work measures 15 cms. Decrease 1 st at each end of every row until 28 sts remain. Decrease 1 st. in middle of next row (27 sts.) Leave on needle. Make second side the same. Transfer the 54 sts from both pieces to 3 of the set of 4 3.25mm needles.(18 sts on each.) and work a round neck in K1 P1 rib for 10 rows. Cast off. Stitch up sides to decreasing to 27sts (opening for flipper). Add elastic to the top and bottom to prevent the penguins getting out of them. Top: 15cm of elastic; bottom 17 cm (knots allowed). Flat elastic okay.

Send to:

skeinz.com & Skeinz - The Natural Yarn Store

M  PO Box 3123, Onekawa, Napier, New Zealand D  5 Husheer Place, Onekawa, Napier, P  06  843 3174       F  06  843 3090   M 021 899 396 E  nzyc@designspun.co.nz  or info@skeinz.com

For more details, visit Skeinz’s website.

Via Etsy and Gothamist

Posted on October 19, 2011 and filed under Help.

It Gets Worse!

When it rains, it pours, Lindsay.

 

 

While in court (and ultimately arrested) today for probation violation, Ms. Lohan was served with a lawsuit for allegedly attacking a Betty Ford staffer during her rehab stay last year. 

 

 

Talk about a bad day. Sheesh. 

Posted on October 19, 2011 and filed under Scandal!.

Finally! A New Scandal!

About damn time. Lindsay Lohan is back in the clink. Her probation was revoked due to being thrown out of the place she was supposed to perform her probation---the L.A. Downtown Women's Center---because she failed to show up nine times. She also complained to her probation officer about her experience at the women's center, calling it unfulfilling. Wow.

She'll be bailed out shortly. Next hearing: November 2. She faces up to 1.5 years.

She must complete 16 hours at the morgue before her hearing. Fabulous! 

Posted on October 18, 2011 and filed under Scandal!.

Friendship Can Be a Drag

In my world, when friendship is a drag, that means it's fabulous

Fervent accolades to my dear friend, Bradd Howard (a.k.a. Chastity Belt-Off), for an outstanding performance as Ashley St. Ives in The Dolls‘ annual Halloween play, Satan’s School for Girls — The Reunion

The play runs at the Aux Dog Theatre through October 30th. 

Posted on October 18, 2011 and filed under Entertainment, Fabulousness.

Berry Birthday

"If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." -- John Lennon 

"There's only one true king of rock 'n' roll. His name is Chuck Berry." -- Stevie Wonder 

"[My mama] said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but you're no Chuck Berry.'"  -- Jerry Lee Lewis

A very happy 85th birthday to the one and only king of rock 'n' roll, Chuck Berry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8IrcvdiD8

Posted on October 18, 2011 and filed under Birthdays, Music.

Quote of the Day

"After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report. He told officers he feared for his safety."

Fabulisa note: How much do we love the term "a fusillade of snack cakes"? After reading that, I'm already having the best week ever, and it's only Monday. I bet DJB would have truly enjoyed it if I had directed a fusillade of snack cakes at him yesterday

Via Chicago Tribune

Posted on October 17, 2011 and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Happy Evelknievelday

It's Evel Knievel's 73rd birthday! 

The 433 broken bones he suffered during his career earned Evel an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records as the survivor of most bones broken in a lifetime.

Happy birthday, E. Hope you're jumping dozens of buses and shark tanks on that motorcycle in the sky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOR8yHjxses

Posted on October 17, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

The Hungry Husband

After a large brunch and several mimosas, DJB needed more.  First, a Wendy's Frosty, slayed in the blink of an eye. 

Also on the binge menu: powdered donuts. Witness the evidence in the corner of his mouth.

I'd just checked the mail. Our marriage license arrived from Taos county. This was as much happiness as he could muster, as he's beginning to feel the food.

Deal sealed. I'm officially married to this powdered prince. Have mercy. 

He's been near-comatose on the couch for the last several hours. He's pretty miserable. Perhaps I should offer him a Twinkie or something. 

Posted on October 16, 2011 and filed under Faux Pas.

It's Fabturday!

Lots of fab things happening today, dahling.  1. First, mi amiga, Kimberly, and I are getting our palms read. Cue creepy music! Ooooweeeoooo! 

 

2. Next, we fetch mah huzzbun, then we're off to the grand opening bash at new downtown men's clothier, Dressed to Kill

 

3. Then it's over to Nob Hill for the Bollywood Bash Grand Opening at Sukhmani Nob Hill.

 

4. Last stop: the Aux Dog Theatre for The Dolls' annual Halloween play. This year, it's Satan's School for Girls -- The Reunion

Actually, that's probably not our last stop. Might need a little nightcap before heading home. It's is Saturday night, after all. 

Hope your Saturday is fabulous! 

Posted on October 15, 2011 and filed under Entertainment, Events, Fabulousness, Fashion, Shopping.