"After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report. He told officers he feared for his safety."
Fabulisa note: How much do we love the term "a fusillade of snack cakes"? After reading that, I'm already having the best week ever, and it's only Monday. I bet DJB would have truly enjoyed it if I had directed a fusillade of snack cakes at him yesterday.
Via Chicago Tribune