Posts filed under Birthdays

Happy Reddfoxxday

It's John Elroy Sanford's 89th birthday.

You might know him better as Redd Foxx

Who doesn't love Redd Foxx? If you raised your hand, kindly leave this blog. It clearly states in the nonexistent AbFabulisa rules that in order to hang out here, you must love Redd Foxx, OK? 

Any haters left? All gone? Good. Let's move on, then. 

The story of Redd's death is classic. We'll use the Wikipedia version. 

On October 11, 1991, during a break from rehearsals for The Royal Family, he suffered a fatal heart attack on the set. Reportedly, co-star Della Reese and the rest of the cast and crew thought he was doing his classic "I'm coming, Elizabeth!" fake heart attack routine he made famous on Sanford and Son, even going as far as collapsing to the floor, although that was not part of the usual act. However, this heart attack was real, and Foxx did not regain consciousness.

We love and miss you, Redd. Happy birthday. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM

Posted on December 9, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Birthday Fierce-Off

Birthday, birthday on the wall... who is the fiercest one of all?

Flip Wilson: 78

Jim Morrison: 68

Sorry, Lizard King devotees... I'm totally going with Flip. When it comes to fierceness, you simply can't beat Geraldine Jones, honey! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-E4bvrA1U&feature=related

Posted on December 7, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Saturday Night Fever

Saturday night was quite fun.  We attended a Mad Men-themed birthday party for Luis Demetrio Nolasco at Hotel Andaluz. A fine time was had by all. 

I could be wrong, but I think there's a strong chance that you might absolutely love my vintage ensemble by Mr. Blackwell. The collar, cuffs and hem on the dress match the cape. Thanks to Kamille Crowley for the amazing frock. 

And, yes, I got a new 'do, courtesy of the very talented Kelli Williams. That's part two of the second green hair post. The vinegar/lemon worked fairly well, but not well enough. Yes, I could've tried other things, but it was time for a change. I was more than ready, dahling.

Posted on December 5, 2011 and filed under Birthdays, Events, Fashion.

Happy Littlerichardday

I'm so excited! It's Little Richard day! Total icon. Man, do I love me some Little Richard. 

Why in the world haven't I dressed up as Little Richard for Halloween yet? 

I always come up with the best Halloween costumes between, like, November and August. And I never write them down. Then October comes around and I have no clue what to wear for Halloween. This. Happens. EVERY. Year. 

Am I going to change my ways and write down "Little Richard Halloween Costume" somewhere? Hell no! Why break tradition, I say? And, as a result, I'll probably spend Halloween 2012 in some lame-ass get-up like a phantom or something equally yawn-worthy. 

I'm supposed to be writing about Little Richard, aren't I? Sigh. 

HAPPY 79th BIRTHDAY, LITTLE R! We love you! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtgFVk70yMc

Posted on December 5, 2011 and filed under Birthdays, Videos.

Happy Ozzyday

Happy 63rd birthday to the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. Rock on, sir. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzpNIlYKlXQ&feature=related

Posted on December 3, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Shuggieotisday

I heart you, Shuggie Otis. You are an angelic-voiced genius. Happy 58th birthday. 

This song makes my heart sing. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WHrCKIj6do

Posted on November 30, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Annanicoleday

Oh, Anna Nicole Smith... we miss you terribly! Happy 44th birthday, dahling. Hope you're feeling better, wherever you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyNjJKw2q4&feature=related

Posted on November 28, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Ricardoandzachday

I couldn't decide who to put in the birthday spotlight today, so I held a vote among myself and Mary Poppins. It was a tie. 

Ricardo Montalban: 91

 

My awesome brother, Zach: 23

Posted on November 25, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Snookiday

It was her or Miley Cyrus. Whaddya gonna do? 

Happy 24th, Snooki. Stay classy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJfh8ZzaM-w

Posted on November 23, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Rodneydangerfieldday

We love and miss you, Rodney Dangerfield. Happy 90th birthday.

Your gravestone is one of the best things I've ever seen. Kudos, sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVvTl83gWg

Posted on November 22, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Björkday

Björk is 46. Happy birthday, you kooky bitch. You're quite fabulous. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br2s0xJyFEM

Posted on November 21, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Boderekday

Happy 55th birthday to Mary Cathleen Collins, a.k.a. Bo Derek

Her dossier reads like a rollercoaster ride...

Sex symbol: fabulous. Up

Acting: meh. Down

At age 16, she stole Linda Evans' husband, director John Derek, who was 30 years her senior. They fled to Germany to avoid John being charged with statutory rape under U.S. law due to Bo tender age. They returned to America shortly after her 18th birthday, married and remained that way 'til 1998. Since 2002, she's been with actor John Corbett. Yes, Aidan from Sex and the City, among other huge roles. Husband-stealing: down. Corbett: up. 

Conservative Republican who was a staunch Bush (both H.W. and W.) supporter. Dowwwn. 

Just my humble opinion, dahling. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TUWilKb6M

Posted on November 20, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Kirkhammettday

Kirk Hammett is 49 today. 

It's the precipice, Kirk. Please continue to be fabulous at all times, and you likely won't suffer any mid-life crap. You're Kirk Hammett, for Odin's sake; you'll always be young and fabulous. 

It would be cool to have Kirk Hammett as your grandpa. 

Speaking of grandpas, I lost my first grandparent today. R.I.P., sir. We weren't close, but he was a good man. He donated his body to science, which is awesome. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TWDCUlL0w&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL0344A826C694E9A7

Posted on November 18, 2011 and filed under Birthdays, R-I-P-, Videos.

Trainwreck Birthday

Hide yo vodka bottles and lock up yer pills... and if you happen to have any heroin around the house, be sure to safeguard that, as well. Why? Because two very special trainwrecks are celebrating their birthdays today. Wheeeee! Tara Reid, congratulations on making it to age 36, girl. Keep on shining. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8hOUUnwd3s

It's a milestone for Leif Garrett: the big 5-0, dahling. I totally had a Teen Beat crush on Leif, wall poster and all. Now, I worry about the guy. Try to have a happy-but-non-toxic birthday, Leif. You can do it, sir. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4KvdhPEot4

Posted on November 7, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Adamantday

As many of you know, I'm crazy about Adam Ant. Just thinking about him makes me want to do cartwheels. 

Whoever gets my husband to dress up as Adam Ant next Halloween---or any day, for that matter---receives a special present. I don't know what it is yet, but rest assured it will be something fabulous, like, perhaps a framed photo of the baby we'll create after I pounce on his hawt ass when I see him in an Adam Ant costume. I wonder if he'd go along with my wishes to name the child Adam Ant Brown? Yes, even if it's a girl. Stop it. Don't stomp on my dreams. 

Happy 57th birthday to the sheer fabulousness that is Adam Ant. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqnSY_ctXoE&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLE2D4A5F706EA56BC

Posted on November 2, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.