Trainwreck Birthday

Hide yo vodka bottles and lock up yer pills... and if you happen to have any heroin around the house, be sure to safeguard that, as well. Why? Because two very special trainwrecks are celebrating their birthdays today. Wheeeee! Tara Reid, congratulations on making it to age 36, girl. Keep on shining.

It's a milestone for Leif Garrett: the big 5-0, dahling. I totally had a Teen Beat crush on Leif, wall poster and all. Now, I worry about the guy. Try to have a happy-but-non-toxic birthday, Leif. You can do it, sir.

Posted on November 7, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.