My landlord was a guy named Phil (played by actor Jeffrey Tambor).
Phil installed cameras all over the apartment. I had a problem with this, and he told me I could move.
I went up on the roof of the building to think it over, and when I looked over the edge, a major bicycle race was zooming by.
I went back inside, and bumped into a very drunk Lara Flynn Boyle, who, it turned out, lived next door. She said the cameras creeped her out, too.
I told Phil I'd decided to move, then he bribed me with a full-size washer/dryer set and a Blue Heeler puppy. I opted to stay.
I can't help myself. I must once again consult the wizard of wackiness, the online dream dictionary.
White: Purity. Transformation. Cleanliness. Dignity; posh apartment: You will see a large increase in your income or your family life will improve; actor: Pursuit for pleasure; pictures taken against your will: Someone is trying to take advantage of you or compromise your boundaries somehow in your life; bicycles: Need to devote time to leisurely pursuits and recreation; meeting a drunk actress: Don't repeat gossip, and be careful with who you associate yourself with. Their actions may reflect on your own character; washer/dryer: Need to resolve issues of the past in order to be able to make a clean, new start for yourself; puppy: Optimism, unconditional love.
I'm transforming into a pure, clean, dignifed person. I'm poised to earn substantially more money. This will help fund my recreational pursuits, which I need to devote more time to. I must remain aware, however, as someone is trying to take advantage of me and compromise my boundaries. In order to successfully make this clean, new start for myself, I must resolve past issues, make sure to remain optimistic, not spread gossip, beware of shady people and spread unconditional love.
OK, last time, the dream dictionary provided a cuckoo result. This time: Not too shabby.
If you'd like me to do the Fabü treatment on one of YOUR dreams, send it my way. I'll even post it here, if that's cool with you. We can even give you a loco pseudonym like "Stargazer" or something extra-foolish like that. Bring it on!