Cheers to musician, accordionist, bandleader, television impressario and --most importantly-- the godfather of Champagne Music, Lawrence Welk.
Champagne dance parties lead to...
Champagne and romance, which inevitably results in little more than...
And, as we all know, champers memories can be quite fuzzy.
In the end, it's all worth it, dahling.
Happy birthday, champagne polka master Welk.
Dead.