Happy Gracejonesday
It's an important day: Grace Jones is 64. Please do something fabulous in her honor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3HO6cLF44
I Am So Over This Jackass
Yet I'm posting her asinine new video anyway. I can't help myself. She's such a damn moron that it's totally riveting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oyRv4J5J8i8#!
Fab Alert!
Behold: blk. It's black spring water, dahling. Fun!
It looks like sludge, but is good for you. You see, blk. is infused with fulvic trace minerals, which play a critical role in the growth of plant life, assisting in the transport and absorption of nutrients inside the plant cell. Once the minerals are added to pure water, the water turns black naturally without the use of any artificial dyes or colorings. Science lesson adjourned.
Great packaging. Five stars.
R.I.P.
Noooooo.
Damn cancer.
Donna Summer is dead at 63.
A moment of silence, please. What a loss. Deep sigh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cPIT_T3mYU
Happy Brianenoday
It's important that we honor Brian Eno on his 64th birthday, as he's a member of the Fabü Hall of Fame.
Happy birthday, Brian. Thanks for being among the most fab folks evah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiw9nageo9w
Fab Alert!
Don't Mess with the Snap Diva
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9reaHLwhk
Credo
Happy Mother's Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-onNgeLkCok
Fab Alert!
Hip golfers need Adidas SAMBA golf footwear.
Drag Queen Bingo!
A fine time was had by all at the annual Drag Queen Bingo Brunch at Scalo, a benefit for New Mexico AIDS Services.
Special thanks to The Dolls, Brian Brown of NMAS and the Scalo staff for being so kind and accommodating to ol' preggers. 'Til next year!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlS3iK1BApA&feature=youtu.be
R.I.P.
Absolutely Fabulisa reader Meghan has lost a friend, Brian Gilliam, leaving a family in need.
Click here to learn more about Brian and how you can help his family.
Prankster of the Day
Kudos to this prankster for interfering with one of the most cliché tourist snapshot poses ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u06wUniQVlk#!
Introducing... The GayKK
My awesome brother is in town. Drove here from Nashville. Along the way, he stopped at a Texas gas station to fill up. This was on the bathroom wall.
Apparently, the KKK has lightened its stance on homosexuals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjEjXyZ2vE
If The Walking Dead Was a 1980s Sitcom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=a8z_dJoWjP4
The Door Stays OPEN, Damn It!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nhGyZ5xXmDk My sister, Kelly, LOVES this video.
Fab Alert!
The Fuck You! table lamp by Andrea Maestri
Perhaps this would go well in the nursery... whaddya think?
R.I.P.
Aw, man. Sad, sad, SAD.
Adam Yauch, A.K.A. MCA from the Beastie Boys, is dead after a battle with cancer. He was 47.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptQHAW2T5M
Bark at the Supermoon!
Supermoon fever!
The biggest full moon of the year occurs this weekend: Saturday, May 5, at 11:35 p.m. Eastern.
So not only is it Cinco de Mayo, but it's the biggest full moon of the whole year. In other words, it's... going... to... get... KA-RAAAY-ZAY this year.
The emergency rooms will be filled with über-drunk maniacs! They'll all be wearing sombreros and sarapes! There will likely be lots of fight victims... stab and gun wounds galore, honey! Supermoon Cinco de Mayo will eat your children, so keep everyone indoors. And stay off the roads. That goes for everyone, even the teetotalers.
Perhaps I'll have a virgin margarita. I do miss tequila, I won't lie. It makes me so crazy that I can't drink it around my husband.
"Drink all you want with your friends, but keep that girl (meaning Crazy Tequila Lisa) away from me," he mandated quite some time ago.
He can drink tequila 'til the cows come home, and he just gets a little silly and sappy. Me: serial killer. Unfair!
This is a perfect time for a Butterfield break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDY_JRh01oc