Some of you can now get sloshed at Burger King!
Um... gross.
"Whopper Bars," offering an assortment of burgers, toppings and beer recently opened in Miami, Kansas City and----of course----Las Vegas.
That's fairly genius on Burger King's part. If patrons can get wasted at Burger King, it might help them forget that their lives are so lame that they're eating at Burger King. Right on!
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If so, you have papaphobia, an intense fear or dread of the pope or of the Roman Catholic church.
What to do about it? I have no earthly idea. Perhaps get ya' some thurrapy, weirdo. Whatever you do, however, don't watch this vid.
For more ridiculous phobias, click here.
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Why is this still happening?!? I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, dahling, but here goes: The Real Housewives of New York City's Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has released another single, Chic C’est La Vie.
If you're familiar with de Lesseps' first single, Money Can't Buy You Class, then you basically know what to expect from her latest offering. The good news: there is no good news. The bad news: it's worse than the first one. And, to add insult to injury, fellow housewives Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon appear in the video, bouncing and toe-tapping so off-the-charts-awkwardly in their chaise lounges that I simply couldn't finish watching the damn thing. Get ready to cringe like crazy, because here it is:
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For the love of humanity, please knock it the hell off, LuAnn. The ass-kissing, money-grubbing parasites who are telling you this is a good idea are 100% full of shit. Stop. Now. Thanks in advance.
David Alan Grier is 56 today. Three snaps in a Z-formation!
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A Cirque du Soleil performer delivered this incredible first pitch in San Diego at Monday's game between the Padres and Kansas City Royals. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwGvcAxxydk]
Remember Chris "Why don't you have a seat over there" Hansen? Most of us are familiar with the host of the Dateline series, To Catch a Predator. He's the guy who, along with film crews and police, confronts pervs trying to hook up with underage girls.
Guess who was secretly filmed having an extramarital affair? Oh, the irony!
Apparently, Hansen, 51, who is married and has two young sons, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months. An undercover sting operation organized by the National Enquirer recently filmed the couple arriving at a Florida hotel for dinner, then driving to Caddell's apartment, where they left, carrying luggage, at 8 a.m. the following day.
Why don't you have a seat over there, Chris...
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Please enjoy the hotness of Raphael Saadiq's video, Stone Rollin', an ode to curvy girls. Sadly, there's an ad (soooo annoying... wish they'd cut that out) you'll have to endure first, but it's worth it. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHyalVRUXrA]
Gary Busey... one of my all-time favorite freakshows... is 67. Happy birthday Gary, you lovable loon. Don't go changing. In fact, feel free to get even freakier, sir.
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Due to the fact that I'm positively drowning in editorial work today, I officially call a blog hiatus day. Hasta manana! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQB9PLb1Qdw]
A few days ago I had the following thought: "It's been a while since we've had any Charlie drama."
Ask and ye shall receive.
Charlie Sheen's last remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, has moved out.
Sounds like the warlock is being a poor sport, as he demanded Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her. Sheesh.
Peace out, Goddess Natalie. May the rest of your life be scandal-free... though something tells me that might not happen.
Sorry, Charlie. Time to bust out those pickup lines again. With winners such as, "“Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death," we know you'll land someone very special.
The krazy and kantankerous Khloe Kardashian has 27 kandles on her birthday kake today.
Chris Isaak is 55. That's crazy. Time flies.
Yeah, I know this video is a bit played-out, but it's still just so fabulous... I simply can't resist.
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He left us two years ago today.
So, so, SO incredibly sad.
The man was the absolute epitome of fabulous.
We love you, Michael! Miss you so!
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As I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s high social season. Events galore! Life’s pace has been rather hectic as of late, no? Ah, but there’s a light at the end of the tunnel: spa time. When things reach fever-pitch status, this, of all times, is when we must treat ourselves as fabulously as possible.
Thus, it gives me great pleasure to announce that we have a new spa downtown: Albuquerque Baths (1218 Broadway NE, 505.243.3721).No frou-frou here, folks; just pure relaxation with an air of downtown sophistication.
Owned and operated by 20-year bodywork pro, Michelle Collins, and husband, Henry Bruner, this urban spa breathes tranquility immediately upon arrival. The air is cool. Voices are hushed. The warm, modern interior—expertly created by Modulus Design—blends wood, glass and selective sunlight, creating a smart, relaxed vibe.
“We've spent years visiting every bathhouse we could find; Russian, Korean, New Mexican....” said Collins during my recent maiden voyage to the spa.
Then, of course, there are the treatments. Our favorite part!
As mentioned, this is a non-frou-frou bath spa, so don’t expect to get a lightning bolt bikini wax job or bronzer application. There are other spas for you, Zeus Hamilton. This spa is for those who want to soak, sauna and be rubbed; minimalist chic at its finest.
The fabulous Mick Fleetwood is 64 today.
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A Russian woman died of a heart attack caused by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.
Yes, seriously.
Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, was wrongly declared dead after collapsing at her home. As her husband and relatives were lining up to file past her coffin and pay their respects, the woman reportedly woke up, looked around and freaked out. They rushed her to the hospital, where she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before dying from cardiac arrest.
An investigation is underway.
Via Joe.ie
