Sorry, Hef!

Hugh Hefner was set to marry Crystal Harris this weekend, but his fiancée got cold feet and called it all off. 

To add insult to injury, she's featured on the cover of the July issue of Playboy... billed as "Mrs. Crystal Hefner." Yikes. 

On the cover, Harris, 25, is mostly naked, wearing nothing but the 85-year-old publisher's signature smoking jacket and captain's hat, and holding a Hef-esque pipe. Double-yikes. 

The headline: "America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner."  Triple-yikes. 

Check out the cover here.

Sorry, Hef. This is likely a very good thing, old chap. Especially since you insisted on no pre-nup. 

You know Holly Madison is doing a jig and having a satisfying, "I told you so" cocktail right about now. 

 

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Celebrities, Scandal!.

Waylon Birthday

Happy 74th birthday, Waylon Jennings. You are indescribably fabulous and deeply missed. 

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Posted on June 15, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Pride Notes

Thanks to all for a great Pride!  A few random shots for ya' for now. Attending a funeral shortly, thus, no tengo tiempo for relaying any post-Pride details yet. Sorry, dahling. More to come.

Posted on June 11, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Events.

Happy Pride!

"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." 

~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street

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Fabü top Albuquerque Pride events: 

1. Parade 10:30 a.m. Central from Girard east to San Pedro

2. Andre Jackson's rooftop parade viewing and post-parade bash. Imbibe. Doors open at 10 a.m. 

3. Tribal Splash, Radisson Resort and Water Park. 4 p.m. 'til manana. 

Have a safe, happy and --of course-- fabulous Pride, everybody. 

Love to all! 

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Events, Fabulousness, Holidays.

Oops!

An Indiana woman is demanding answers after the DVD/VCR player she bought at Walmart had a porn video inside of it. She found the x-rated movie when it accidentally played in front of her eight-year old daughter. Yikes. 

Here's what really shocks me about this story: people are actually still buying VCRs?!? 

Via Fox59.com

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under News.

Judy Birthday

It's the eternally lovely Judy Garland's 89th birthday.

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Posted on June 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

A Boy After My Own Heart

He doesn't know it yet, but this boy is already a fabulista. Witness his perfect drop to the ground and trilling wail. Five stars! This is what many of us want to do when presented with luxury items. This boy serves it and doesn't care at all what anyone thinks of his theatrics. 

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Congrats on the new bike, young fabulous one. Now go get that seat customized in cognac leather, post-haste! Make us proud, boy.

Posted on June 9, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Videos.

Gospel Alert!

American Idol's Fantasia Barrino has signed on for the lead role in a Mahalia Jackson biopic. The film, titled Mahalia, follow's the gospel legend's rise from poverty in New Orleans to one of the most incredible gospel singers of all time. Can't wait to see this film!

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Posted on June 9, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Movies, Music.