Sorry, Hef!

Hugh Hefner was set to marry Crystal Harris this weekend, but his fiancée got cold feet and called it all off. 

To add insult to injury, she's featured on the cover of the July issue of Playboy... billed as "Mrs. Crystal Hefner." Yikes. 

On the cover, Harris, 25, is mostly naked, wearing nothing but the 85-year-old publisher's signature smoking jacket and captain's hat, and holding a Hef-esque pipe. Double-yikes. 

The headline: "America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner."  Triple-yikes. 

Check out the cover here.

Sorry, Hef. This is likely a very good thing, old chap. Especially since you insisted on no pre-nup. 

You know Holly Madison is doing a jig and having a satisfying, "I told you so" cocktail right about now. 


Posted on June 15, 2011 and filed under Celebrities, Scandal!.