Happy Pattismithday
Happy Marytylermooreday
Happy Donfranciscoday
Happy Marlenedietrichday
Happy Jaredletoday
Happy Rickymartinday
Welcome to Club 40, Ricky Martin!
Had his madre been able to squeeze it tight and hold him in for one more day, she could have named him Ricky Jesus. It's like Ricky Bobby, but different.
Speaking of Ricky Bobby, let's watch his prayer to Christmas Jesus, because, really, it's what the season is all about. Can I get an amen?
Happy birthday, Ricky Jeezus Martin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAUI_0knfk
Happy Estheroday
Happy Generayburnday
Another Dickday!
Happy Chrisrobinsonday
Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am ka-raaaay-zaaaay about Chris Robinson.
He is a bona fide original, a true Southern gentleman (met him several years ago---lucky me!) and a hell of a talent.
He is also 45 today. Happy birthday, Chris! You are Southern-fried fabulousness, honey.
I might have to consider granting Chris early sainthood alongside Rip Taylor. Maybe. It's a lot to consider. I'll deal with it after the holidays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbD9epjbr7M
Happy Limahlday
Happy Keithrichardsday
Happy Eugenelevyday
Happy Floridaday
Happy Yawnday
Happy Nostradamusday
Happy 508th birthday to Nostradamus.
What do you think of his prophecies, dahling? Real deal or no?
Let's see Wikipedia's take on it:
Most academic sources maintain that the associations made between world events and Nostradamus's quatrains are largely the result of misinterpretations or mistranslations (sometimes deliberate) or else are so tenuous as to render them useless as evidence of any genuine predictive power. Moreover, none of the sources listed offers any evidence that anyone has ever interpreted any of Nostradamus's quatrains specifically enough to allow a clear identification of any event in advance.
Hmmmm. Your thoughts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Bnvcwo2CI
Happy Dickvandykeday + Headline of the Day
It's a Van Dyke birthday! Happy 86th, Dick!
Speaking of dicks, let's make this post a Headline of the Day, as well:
Dickman's Meat & Deli will continue east-side operation
It's just a Dick kinda day. Happy Dickday, dahling!
Happy HankIIIday
Happy Nikkisixxday
“There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.” --- Nikki Sixx
Happy 53rd birthday, Nikki. Hope your holidays are far more mellow this year, sir.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stANohMr4es