Welcome to Club 40, Ricky Martin!
Had his madre been able to squeeze it tight and hold him in for one more day, she could have named him Ricky Jesus. It's like Ricky Bobby, but different.
Speaking of Ricky Bobby, let's watch his prayer to Christmas Jesus, because, really, it's what the season is all about. Can I get an amen?
Happy birthday, Ricky Jeezus Martin.