Are you or have you ever been:
1. A licensed and ordained Pentecostal minister at age 10.
2. James Brown's tour manager.
3. A Baptist minister.
4. Stabbed in the chest on a schoolyard.
5. A speaker for Michael Jackson's eulogy.
If you answered yes to all of these, then---congratulations!---you're the Rev. Al Sharpton. You're also 57 today. Happy birthday, good sir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjMZIC4DawM