What do they have in common? They're all boring, dahling. Sorry, but it's true.
They all also have birthdays today. Who do you choose? Not a one! THIS, my friends, is why there was no birthday feature today. However, now that it's come to this, I suppose I should just man up and express my best wishes.
Happy birthday, Cameron Crowe, Louise Mandrell and Corey Clark.
I think yesterday's bitch lessons worked. Perhaps a bit too well. Whatevs. Better to be too bitchy than not bitchy enough, I always say. Speaking of bitchy enough, let's post Smiletone again for good measure.