Milton Teagle Simmons is 63 today. You might know him better as that madcap, gayer-than-gay fitness guru, Richard Simmons. Happy birthday, Richard, you loco betch! You've made a huge difference in many health-challenged lives. We might have to make you a living saint soon, right alongside our beloved St. Rip. Cheers, dahling!
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