Michael Musto, Village Voice columnist extraordinaire and esteemed member of the Fabü Hall of Fame, has released The 10 Best Bitchy Comments of All Time. In my oh-so-humble opinion, anything La Musto writes is gospel, so you'll definitely want to check out his homage to acidic quips. Still feeling bitchy? Click here to check out Ian Tindell's The 10 Greatest Bitch Slaps in Movie History.
Not feeling bitchy enough? Learn a thing or two from Smiletone's instructional video, How to Be Bitchy Enough, below.