Here's Family Radio's Harold Camping, still standing (or sitting, rather) due to non-rapture. Yesterday, he opened his door to a reporter and said he was "flabbergasted" that the rapture didn't arrive as predicted. He added that it was "a really tough weekend."
Noble effort, Mr. Camping. We applaud your vigor. So long, rapture. Bon voyage.
And, ever since I drafted the title of this post, that damn Elton John song has been stuck in my head. I'd like it to infect yours now, thankyouverymuch. I so forgot how gayer-than-gay this video is. Loves it!