Two of my exes resemble famous post-punk progressive musicians. This has become screamingly obvious to the point where I can no longer refuse it. Of course, I won't be using the exes' names. A lady never kisses and tells. If you and I happen to know each other, however, and you know the history, you'll likely be able to figure this out quite easily.
#1: Nick Cave
#2: Adam Ant
Just sayin'. Bet you guessed them already. Fun, no? I'm off to the salon, dahling. Hope you're having a splendid weekend.