Not only is Charlie Sheen a bitchin' warlock, he's also a poet.
I'm NOT making this up. Google it.
Written in the early 90s, A Peace of My Mind is, sadly, out of print, but here's a tidbit for ya':
On Deaf Ears, by Charlie Sheen
Did you say Cancun
Or caboose?
I don't know,
I was in a blackout, man.