actress Bai Ling
douchebag Michael Lohan
White House party crasher, Michaele Salahi. Husband Tareq is housesitting for Lohan during rehab... no joke... you can't even fabricate funnier stuff than this!
former Baywatch kid, Jeremy Jackson (pictured with Baywatch alum, Donna D'Errico)
... and former MLB pitcher, Dwight "Doc" Gooden.
Wake me next season.