Happy Janicedickinsonday

It's Janice Dickinson's 57th birthday. Love her or loathe her, she's not going away anytime soon.

I'd actually like to see her last longer than most celebs, because she'll make a great eccentric old dame. She has the potential to put Zsa Zsa to shame, cop-slapping and all. 

Take good care of yourself, Janice. Please quit smoking. We need you around for several more decades, as I'd like to be able to wave the "I  told you so" wand in about 30 years. Thanks in advance. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKd0acgPdi8

Florida: Worst Drivers in The Nation

Don't argue with me on this, because it's the indisputable truth. 

The hubs and I are in Florida. When we're on the road, it's white-knuckle city.

Nearly every single driver (I'm not exaggerating) is on a cell phone. No Bluetooth action---I'm talking straight-up holding the phone to the ear with one hand and driving with the other. Turn signals are not used. Cutting off other drivers seems to be state law. Drivers aged teen to 50-something driving at such high rates of speed that you can't understand how the poor, slowpoke retirees can remotely tolerate living here. 

I thought New Mexico and the Bay Area had the worst drivers. Now, I say no way... not compared to these fools... not by a long-shot. 

We're doing a lot of driving during this trip. Pray for us. Seriously. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpL7wdNgbvk

Happy Valentine's Day!

Quote of the Day

"I didn't hurt her, it was a towel."

Via NWF Daily News 

Happy Stockardchanningday

Rizzo! OMG! Rizzzzzzooooo! 

When I was a little girl, I totally wanted to be Sandy. Once I hit about 12, however, Rizzo became my Grease idol. As a result, I rebelled like ka-ray-zay. Sorry, Mom. 

Happy 68th birthday to Stockard Channing. The original---and very best--- Rizzo. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mMA_-7x4ck

Liquor Break!

It's been over nine months since we indulged in some Shirley Q. Liquor. Let's change that right now, shall we?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzx7d45XBEE

Credo

Um... WTF?!?

Thinking about popping the question on Valentine's Day? Why not let the romance specialists, Pizza Hut, help you out with that. 

For $10,010, ten lucky romantics can purchase Pizza Hut's $10 Dinner Box Proposal Package, for the marriage proposal of a lifetime. 

The package  includes:

A ruby engagement ring (Pizza Hut red, of course... haaaay!) Limo service Flowers Fireworks show Photographer Videographer The $10 Dinner Box

What is the $10 Dinner Box, you ask? A medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box for only $10.

Ugh,  now I have to have one. That's a pretty sweet deal. I'm a fool for those cinnamon sticks. 

Good job, Pizza Hut. Your campaign worked. Love, Sucka VanDyke-Brown. 

R.I.P.

Whitney Houston found dead at 48.

I am in shock.

Here's her final performance. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_yiCIow6fI

Happy Lauradernday

Happy 45th birthday to Laura Dern. We all think you're fabulous, Laura. Good job on that Ben Harper husband of yours, dahling. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL66-7DW050&feature=related

To Catch a Troll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFNYuteAjA&feature=player_embedded

Um... WTF?!?

This morning, my sister Kelly sent me a pic of her family cat, along with the following text:  "Cat breading---supposedly the new planking." 

And she gives ME a hard time for posting dumb animal stuff. Thanks for adding to the dumb collection, sis. You rule. 

Happy Threebadassbetchesday

That's right: three bad-ass betches have birthdays today. It's Fierce Day, honey. Celebrate accordingly.

Carmen Miranda: 103

Gypsy Rose Lee: 98

Carole King: 70

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZFVGyBzVpk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9kd_nD1mA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5MORLi8K0

New Chloe!

Whether you're slipping into aged albino pantaloons by Cora Groppo, or taking hopscotch lessons with André Leon Talley, make it a lovely Valienteen's Day.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPbcPlHRNI

Fab Alert!

Doug's Word Clock. Super-cool! 

Happy Garycolemanday

It's Gary Coleman's 44th birthday. Woot! 

You are missed, Gary. More than anything, however, we hope you're in a much happier place. You were a very pissed-off man. Be happy now. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixiMFvlymyA

A Very Important Message

Via The Oatmeal, one of the coolest sites in the entire universe.

Worst Teacher of the Day

"Leslie Ranier who teaches at Blanche Ely High School says when she made comments to a Haitian student like, 'You got one time, chocolate' and 'Look, little chocolate boy,' she was referring to chocolate candies she gives to students. This isn't the first time Ranier has had an issue, she was re-assigned after her and another faculty member reportedly threw holy water at an athiest woman."

Via WIOD-AM

Hide Yo Excitement

Get ready to writhe with glee: Antoine "Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife" Dodson has released a single, "Lovesick Lullaby." Verdict: It doesn't totally suck. Very heavy on the auto-tune, but what else should one expect these days? 

Milk those 15 minutes, Antoine! Keep climbing, henny. Love the weave, btw! Srsly. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_MR6Ior6fM&feature=player_embedded#!

Happy Zsazsagaborday

Oh, Zsa Zsa Gabor! Happy 95th birthday, dahling!

Aren't you über-fab?!? The answer, unquestionably, is yes. You are the inspiration behind many of my glam ensembles. Zsaaaa Zsaaaa, I looove yooou! 

Your famewhoring, not-actually-a-real-prince of a husband, however... no, thank you. 

That is all. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m0IQo_NGEg