Way To Go, Florida
Ummm, I'm trying to think of something smarmy to say, but I'm pretty much speechless. This video... ugh... um, BAD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DxO1cJKhsbc
Walter Pandiani Puts a Whore in Church to Shame
OMG... this poor, super-sweaty man. This is Uruguayan footballer Walter Pandiani, striker for RCD Espanyol. He was clearly a bit nervous during this post-match press conference in Spain.
Don't have the patience to watch all 8:58 minutes? Can't blame ya'. I'm in your boat. Just speed it up a bit here and there and watch the moisture increase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhFXb6OJh_w&feature=player_embedded#!
Guy found dead and partially submerged IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
I had to. There was no way I couldn't.
Click here for the full story.
Via 620WTMJ.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o
Fab Alert!
You might be too cool to watch this. Whatevs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5mLuPJ0S8Q&feature=player_embedded
Slap Fever!
Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about. Slap on, ladies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5aSBsWwJ50E#!
Murray Birthday
Bill Murray is 61 today. He's so fabulous that I simply must post not one, but TWO videos. Wooooo! You see, I couldn't choose between my two fave Bill Murray songs. Thus, I give you both. Please enjoy. Happy birthday, Bill. I would slap the hell out of you, sir.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx9LdAcnNF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DQgbj2mIc&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL5264CB58BAE4DCA1
Saturday Night Lameness
We totally missed Mother Death Queen at Blackbird last night (Sorry, Cara!). We'll be at the Thursday night show -- see promo above.
We did have a lovely early evening dog walk with Dominic of Dead on Point Five, however. Does this mean we still rock? Yes, I totally think it does.
Here's Dom and his band of not-so-merry misfits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phMB5zH0m6o
UPDATE (9/19/11): Mother Death Queen will NOT play Thursday, Sept. 22 at Launchpad. Keep ya' posted on upcoming dates.
Cute Kid of the Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dws7ycIlDSM
Sassy Dancer of the Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ2ujF0qdxA
The Koolest Guest at the Kardashian Wedding Was...
This videobombing kid! Well done, young man. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=763uhy_9JEs&feature=player_embedded]
Whitest Sorority Girls of the Day
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znrpSAjh_4Y&feature=player_embedded#!] I made it through 48 seconds of this University of Alabama sorority recruitment video. I'll try for more later. I don't have high hopes, however.
"What house should you pledge?" the Alabama girls sort of rap/sing.
My response: "Pledge the Shut the F**k Up and Never Attempt to Rap and/or Sing Again house. Just shut up and drink, WASPS!"
Gotta give the girls props, however: Apparently, their aural assassination of a pledge promotion worked. The school's rush week has seen a record number of potential pledges... thus proliferating the minions to create more videos. Sororities. Ugh.
My fave YouTube comment regarding this video: "This is f**king embarrassing. I love this school, but this is why people can't stand these s***heads."
Giggle Fit of the Day
How fabulous is Anderson Cooper? I mean, really... the man can do no wrong in my eyes. Check out his analysis of Gerard Depardieu's now-infamous airplane urination incident. If you think the little giggles in the first two minutes are cute, just wait 'til you hit around the 2:35 mark. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI6KovUk]
Happy Shelleywintersday
Commentator FLIPS OUT Over Debt Debate!
Please take a moment and absorb Dylan Ratigan's incredibly passionate diatribe about the country's debt and credit downgrade. It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat, Republican or otherwise; Ratigan's words are the real deal. Please share this with your peeps!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIcqb9hHQ3E]
Adios, Shark Week!
Another Shark Week ends.
Peace out, sharks. 'Til next year.
I heart Shark Week.
Don't laugh, betch.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP20ICZjTo&NR=1&feature=fvwp]
700!
Yes.
Due to the fact that I'm still stuck in my Courtney Stodden fascination/repulsion, I offer you this: a video loop of that oh-so-perfect moment from yesterday's video post. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMYNOnVFqs]
Oh yes, she did. I'm so afraid to know what's really going on here.
Panda Sneeze Mom Shocker!
My dear friend, Cacia (age: almost 13), loves green stuff and thinks its creative. She recommends we watch this clip. Enjoy!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp88mfEgoGw]
Fab Alert!
Feast your eyes on Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, a new shortie by This is It. It's so cute at the beginning, and then it all gets deliciously dark! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ]
Green is not a creative color. Rats. That's been my top color lately, too. Sigh.