Happy 59th birthday to Mr. T, a man who is so fabulous, it's foolish.
Please, please, pleeeease enjoy this 80s fashion show, hosted by T himself. Five stars, without hesitation.
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That T is one smooth betch. I took some notes in case I clam up whilst emceeing the Bon Fete charity fashion show next week. Please attend, if able. Rescued dogs and cats need our help.
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Dear St. Rip, fierce guardian and confetti master, keep us safe from harm during tomorrow's rapture. Do us a solid and tell your boss's son to spare us. Thanks in advance. Loooove yooou.
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Yes, I know he's not dead. The man is a saint on earth, I tell ya'.
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Peace out, Oprah show. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTxZBm70dSo]
Happy Circus Day, dahling.
Do something brave and/or clownish. I'm opting for the latter.
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Click here to find out what I really think of the circus.
The horror!!!
A moment of silence for 17-year-old Lindsey Wickson, shown in this video biting the dust repeatedly on the catwalk at Naomi Campbell's Fashion for Relief fundraiser in Cannes this week.
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The giggling news anchors make the whole thing waaaaay funnier than it actually is... I think... yeah, it's still pretty damn funny even without the uncontrollable anchor laughter. That poor, poor child, wobbling like there's no tomorrow. Wobble on, girl! You still look gorgeous! Sorry about the disabled embedding. Watch it on YouTube. Laughter is good for you.
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It's Liberace's 92nd birthday. Eternal ferocity.
This clip = hell yeah. The bubble bath piano scene...
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Because my sister (the one with the formerly feathered hair and high-collar ruffle stripe fetish) doesn't like talking animal clips.
Am I the only one who likes them?
Am I truly such a jackass?
Will I ever be cured of this affliction?
These answers can only be obtained from... Mystic Cat!
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I can't stop watching this damn talking dog video and laughing my ass off. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=player_embedded]
Let's take a walk down memory lane and reflect upon The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson, über-creepy Christian puppeteering at its finest. From 2:50 on, the fabulousness is almost too much to handle. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VPCj9OAQSg&feature=related]
And here's TJCSBL's Mr. Grey Spaceman singing the simply-titled, Love. It's kind of the best thing ever.
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This one's in a whoooole new category of suck-tastic. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo]
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Let's pause and absorb the sage words of Betty Butterfield. I loathe Walmart too, sister. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4EF9ifvkPA&feature=related]
Shirley Q. Liquor, that is. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YVQ0jfZqsE&feature=related]
"I understand about beautiful hats. I have one or two myself that I made myself... out of alpasia wool and glue-on diamonds. It's beautiful. Jesus would like it. I wear it for his glurry." --- SQL
It's May 4, and geeks everywhere know what that means: Star Wars Day!
Please enjoy this extra-stupid Star Wars dance-off clip. Contestant #1, disco Chewbacca, kills it! How Leia and Luke won is beyond me. Lame.
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It's James Brown's 78th birthday. We miss you terribly and love you greatly!
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If you're a fan of watching George W. Bush make a total fool of himself, then it's imperative that you watch this. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_2pxXMA5YE]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug&feature=player_embedded] My favorite dancer, by far, is Wills.