OK, this clock... nooooo.
Meet the Aphelion alarm clock, which boasts a hellish snooze feature: When the alarm sounds, the damn clock launches a ball into the room, forcing the user to rise from bed, locate the ball and place it back into its clock-spot in order to active the snooze feature.
I'm annoyed just thinking about the whole ordeal.
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Yeah, me neither.
Some people, however, DO like rope climbing. I have no idea who they are, but they must exist, because some sadist came up with this new contraption for them:
Now that's what I call punishment. It hurts just to look at that pic. Ugh. Nooooo, thank you.
Nothing says "commemorate the execution of the al-Qaeda founder" like vegan chocolate.
To honor the mission of U.S. SEAL team 6, PETA is sending sweets to the elite team's headquarters in Virginia Beach.
Posted on the PETA site: PETA is sending the U.S. Navy SEALS some very special dairy-free chocolates called "Bin Laden Bites." With every satisfying bite, the SEALS can savor the demise of a terrorist who caused so much human and animal suffering.
Click here to order bin Laden Bites.
Many of my fellow shine defenders are quite familiar with Boscia's signature Blotting Linens. If you forgot about 'em, now's the time to stock up, as they'll donate 10% to aid relief efforts in Japan.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Cx82OFXM0] Fab new game alert! Call of Duty: Black Ops Escalation. It's a May 3 release, kiddies. George Romero cameo. Need I say more?
Kitchen perfectionists, here's a little dream-come-true: the OCD Chef cutting board.
$25. Not bad. Buy it here.
The guys at Cupcake Vineyards are now in the vodka biz. They've developed four varieties of Cupcake Vodka: Original, Devil's Food, Chiffon (lemon) and--last but not least--Frosting.
My voracious sweet tooth is excited about this.
Click here to check out some festive and delish Cupcake Vodka cocktail recipes.
Behold! Royal Virility Performance by BrewDog, a limited-edition beer containing Viagra. Apparently, downing three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue seksi-times pills.
According to the label, the brew contains Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and was brewed at BrewDog's brewery in Fraserburgh, UK.
The beer was created to mark the upcoming royal wedding. Ugh. NO ESCAPE!
Only 1,000 bottles are available for sale via BrewDog.com. Buy yours here. All proceeds will go to the Centrepoint charity, which Prince William supports. The BrewDog guys are considering creating more of this uplifting beer in the future.