Posted on January 11, 2012 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Quote of the Day

“Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he’s making a political statement. Let us not forget that this great nation was founded by a bunch of men wearing wigs.”

RuPaul

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

Via Wired

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Quote of the Day

"The fine on her is non-negotiable (one carton of beer and a she goat). In the past, she was also immersed in ground charcoal and made to dance nude round the village."

Via The Nigerian Observer

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

'Hair of the dog' makes hangover worse

Via UPI.com

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Chile newspaper ordered to pay damages over exploding churros

Via The Telegraph

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Villagers barricaded themselves in pub to hide from naked man with axe

Via STV

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies

Via Click Orlando

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

The British Are Drunk In 76 Percent Of Their Facebook Photos

Via Business Insider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWuAurjz_0

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Homeless Man Used Stolen Credit Card To Pay For Pedicure

Via CBS Tampa

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Happy Dickvandykeday + Headline of the Day

It's a Van Dyke birthday! Happy 86th, Dick!

Speaking of dicks, let's make this post a Headline of the Day, as well:

Dickman's Meat & Deli will continue east-side operation

It's just a Dick kinda day. Happy Dickday, dahling!

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Awesome 17-Year-Old Girl Invents Nanoparticle That Kills Cancer Cells

Via Jezebel

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Quote of the Day

"She was a difficult mother and a horrendous mother-in-law. She will STILL be missed."

Via York Daily Record

Posted on December 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

The scent of a man? It could be an STD

Via MSNBC

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

This is News?

Some children’s cereals packed with sugar, study finds

Via Washington Post

Posted on December 8, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

Smoking Can Make Your Nipples Fall Off

Via The Chart

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

This is News?

Cops: Drunk man annoys women at Cambridge nightclub

Via WickedLocal

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Headline of the Day

AZ state senator: Herman Cain has not sexually harassed me, even though I am attractive

Via Salon.com

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Thanksgiving Cheer!

Sheriff: Man with Samurai Sword Chops Off Relative's Hand

Via MyFoxDC

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

Quote of the Day

"Just because they wear spandex doesn't mean they know what they're doing."

Via NY Post

Posted on November 18, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.