Headline of the Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoL4wMfC5g&feature=player_embedded

77-year-old woman strips to protest the demolition of her home

Via France24

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Stored Horse Semen May Upset Monarchs, Billionaire Race Fans, Lawyer Says

Via Bloomberg 

Quote of the Day

"I think they're treating it as a normal suspicious package right now."

Via Yahoo! News 

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Let's Face It -- Homophobia Is So Gay

Via Huffington Post 

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Climber who cut off arm to escape speaking at MSU

Sheesh. This guy must really hate Bozeman. 

This is why we need editors! 

Via Bozeman Daily Chronicle

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Woman's Erotic Dancing Forces Flight to Turn Back to Russia 

Via My Fox DC

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Italian artist transforms Ronald McDonald into the decapitated head of Medusa

Via io9.com

Quote of the Day

"I wore a Speedo when I was in my 20s," Lester said. "But come on. There should be a law prohibiting anyone over the age of 50 from wearing a Speedo."

Via MSNBC

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Tuscan monks ask God to deliver diarrhea for basilica bible thief

Via Guardian.co.uk

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Loyola study: Want to stave off Alzheimer’s? Have a drink

Via Chicago Sun-Times

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Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer

Via WHPTV

Quote of the Day

"[He] continued his rants at the police station, saying he was 'the coolest (expletive) on Earth,' and 'I bit my own umbilical cord off when I was born,'"

Via The Morning Call 

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We Must Study Porn to Defeat Al Qaeda

Via Gawker 

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Watermelon explosion, nude man investigated in New Castle

Via The Star Press

Quote of the Day

"I can't put my hands behind my back because I'm making a bowel movement."

Via NWF Daily News

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'Captain Save-A-Ho' arrested on Ped Mall

(You definitely need to check out the mug shot. Way more Captain Morgan than Captain Save-A-Ho, if you ask me.)

Via Press-Citizen.com

Quote of the Day

"Imagine being in your car, with your spouse, 10 to 12 hours a day, and never having an argument in your life." 

Via Contra Costa Times

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“I've been to a lot of clubs. I've dated strippers and escorts. This is a great club but I don't know why there aren't more men. There are so many pipe-liners down here. I can't believe this place is not full.”

Via MySanAntonio.com

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How Could A Casino Run By Hooters Girls Go Bankrupt?

Via Business Insider

Quote of the Day

“There are random boxes of garbage, empty fields where buildings have been torn down, [drug] packets. I once saw a torched mattress. It looked like a Lady Gaga video.”

Via AJC.com