Posted on August 2, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Stephen Mabbutt hears own eyeballs, diagnosed with superior canal dehiscence syndrome

Posted on July 31, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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According to the police report, peanut butter and jelly was smeared on most of the floors, furniture and more. Even the man's dog was covered in peanut butter and jelly, according to the report.

In addition, someone threw up in the bed of the man's daughter, according to the report.

Via seattlepi.com

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Patients 'free from cancer' after immune-boost treatment

Via The Telegraph

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Vote Batman for City Council

Via Jalopnik.com

Posted on July 28, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Portland Man Brings BB Gun to a Drug Deal, Gets Punched in the Face

Via ThePortlander

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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"The groom passed out in his cell, soiled himself and was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated."

Via Cleveland.com

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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"Witnesses reported seeing Alfieri wandering around the woods wearing nothing but a gun holster while carrying a pistol and yelling at the river."

Via nwfdailynews.com

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Alaska Villages Outlaw Yeast, Sugar

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Chihuahua Blamed For Halting Neighborhood's Mail

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Giant Boner-Inducing Spider Rampages in Supermarket

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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"His sister came into his room this morning, yelling about the sandwich. She tried to pour shampoo on him and then struck him with her hand several times."

Via blog.al.com

Posted on July 10, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Store bans drunken customers from buying puppies

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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"I went to cover my chickens up, and I believe it was clear. But when I woke up, I was all bloody and burned and confused and had my little chickens lying with their feet up."

Via WYFF4.com

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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“I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus,” Hardison said. “I thought, ‘You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.’ ”

Via Kinston.com

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Man learns life lesson in naked fight with javelinas

Via azcentral.com

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Cops: Man Used Poodle to Hit Wife

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Headlines & Quotes.

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Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear

She hid a mink coat in her underwear?!? Those have got to be some BIG panties. The mug shot says it all.

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Stoned wallabies make crop circles

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Stephen Mabbutt hears own eyeballs, diagnosed with superior canal dehiscence syndrome

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Patients 'free from cancer' after immune-boost treatment

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Portland Man Brings BB Gun to a Drug Deal, Gets Punched in the Face

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"The groom passed out in his cell, soiled himself and was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated."

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"Witnesses reported seeing Alfieri wandering around the woods wearing nothing but a gun holster while carrying a pistol and yelling at the river."

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Alaska Villages Outlaw Yeast, Sugar

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Chihuahua Blamed For Halting Neighborhood's Mail

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Giant Boner-Inducing Spider Rampages in Supermarket

Quote of the Day

"His sister came into his room this morning, yelling about the sandwich. She tried to pour shampoo on him and then struck him with her hand several times."

Headline of the Day

Store bans drunken customers from buying puppies

Quote of the Day

"I went to cover my chickens up, and I believe it was clear. But when I woke up, I was all bloody and burned and confused and had my little chickens lying with their feet up."

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“I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus,” Hardison said. “I thought, ‘You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.’ ”

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Man learns life lesson in naked fight with javelinas

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Cops: Man Used Poodle to Hit Wife

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Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear

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Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’

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Japanese man arrested for collecting schoolgirls' saliva