Best Funeral Ever!

Please tell me you've had the pleasure of experiencing TLC's Best Funeral Ever. Please.  Recently, Best Funeral Ever was followed by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. I decided to watch that, too. Here's my synopsis: TLC is no longer the learning channel, it's a sadistic pusher of asinine, guilty-pleasure programming that does not, in fact, involve much learning at all... and I loooove it. I watched those shows with such delight that it's probably not OK. I'll watch them again, too. Help me. 

Best Funeral Ever is totally my new favorite show. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrz9q1tjSV4

Crackhead Sunday

I'm never going to lose my last 10 lbs of baby weight this way. 

My girlfriend Michele came over today... with a fresh crack dip (aka buffalo chicken dip)... and 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Yeah, both. 

See that pic up top? It's not that clear, I know---mad props to my super-lame phone cam. Anyway, that's crack dip on a baguette slice next to a red velvet doughnut chunk. Thought I'd throw some wine in for good measure. Classy. 

Here's a close-up of the red velvet doughnut. 

I won't lie: I ate crack dip and doughnuts all day. Literally from about 10 a.m. 'til 7 p.m.

It's a miracle I haven't puked yet. 

GMOs Freak Me Out

Yikes! I have some of these genetically modified products in the kitchen. No more, I say. 

I Am So Over This Jackass

Yet I'm posting her asinine new video anyway. I can't help myself. She's such a damn moron that it's totally riveting.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oyRv4J5J8i8#!