Last night, I decided to see what kind of baby stuff could be found on Craigslist. Result: frightening.
1. Teeter Tater
"This is the coolest teeter tater you ever seen this is a yogi bear."
I'd love to spew an incredibly witty response, but I'm fairly speechless. How do you respond to that, I ask you? What the hell do you say?!? Teeter TATER?
2. Box of Babies
Naturally, I was so taken by the ad that I had to click on it.
Click on the image to read the text. If you're too lazy to do that, I've copied it for you here:
"This is a sad sad day. My 4 year old daughter really doesn't like baby dolls. I thought I would have a girl who loved babies as much as I did! I am coming to reality that it's just not going to happen. I cleaned out her closet today and this box is stuffed with new toys, old toys, baby clothes, babies, games, puzzles, and a brand new barbie doll head (the one that you style the hair) and so my loss is your gain. Can you see the tears running down my face?"
Considering her reaction to this situation, I can just imagine the grand scale of her meltdown when she learns that her daughter is a lesbian. Gooood times!
I think I'm done with Craigslist.