I'll get right to the point, because this topic makes me feel like taking a hot shower...
There's a new chat line vying for your hard-earned dollars: Dial A Star.
For around $10/min, you can have a private, one-on-one chat with Z-listers such as Tila Tequila, Jonny Fairplay, Danielle Staub, Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker and Daisy de la Hoya, to name a few.
I'll stop there. Can't stop cringing.