Stop what you're doing. Just pause for a moment.
Take a deep breath in... annnnnd exhale.
Now, focus your thoughts on the fabulousness of Dolly Parton.
Hold her there, in the sacred space of your mind, and meditate on the absolute wonder of wits, wigs, falsetto, stilettos and true southern grit.
Happy 66th, Dolly. We love you.
Here's one of Dolly's fans, Joshua, with a.... um... cute?... birthday message to Dolly. Go, Josh. Rock on, Dolly.