It's Ethel Merman's 104th birthday. You are eternally fabulous, Ethel. You are also my favorite songstress to imitate. If you're ever feeling down, I highly recommend belting out a song---any song, really---in your best Merman voice. You'll feel so much better, promise. We love you, Ethel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr71H1nb3Q