I'm sorry that the breakup of your band was deemed one of 2011's top "not news" events.
I'm also sorry that Westword deemed R.E.M.'s breakup "boring."
I'm sorry you're always battling with Courtney Love. When you're amigas, it's magical. When you're sparring, she talks mad shit about you to the media. Why anyone would befriend that indiscreet trainwreck is beyond me.
I'm sorry I'm giving you shit. It had to be done. You're still five-star fabulous.
I'm sorry, Michael... I'm just sorry, sir.