Today's winner of Crazy Fool of the Day goes toooooo...

Dr. Mary Hamer! Congratulations, doc.

She's obsessed with Joran Van der Sloot. Yes, the one in a Peruvian jail for the murder of Stephany Flores and the prime suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.

Hamer, 55, a Florida radiologist, sends Van der Sloot care packages on the regular, contributes to his legal fund and even travels to Peru to visit him.

"I come every six months," she told Newsweek. "I will come for the rest of my life. I have even told Joran I will move here."

She calls herself Van der Sloot's civil rights advocate, spiritual guide and guardian angel.

She insists that she has no sexual interest in him.

I totally don't believe her.

Why?

She's in the process of producing a CD of songs she wrote herself in an effort to raise money to help pay his legal fees. Song titles include Rescue, Haven’t Kissed You Yet and Come Ride With Me.

You MUST watch the video below. Yes, there's some Dutch to wade through, but the segment shot in the recording studio is PRICELESS.

I feel sorry for Dr. Hamer. She's clearly batshit crazy. Poor thing! She's not hurting anyone, so I guess it would be tough for her family to convince a judge to place an involuntary psychiatric hold on her. What a sad situation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhBI7bmqas