You know why this guy is yawning?
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FABULOUS SCANDALS ACTIVELY HAPPENING!!!
Total yawnsville!
This dude and I are about to fall on our faces out of sheer boredom. Somebody had better do something extremely scandalous very quickly, or else it's face-plant city for me and this guy. Nobody wants that to happen; I'm sure of it. Right? Right?
I hear crickets.
Can we just get a good scandal... please?