Happy 29th birthday to Lil Wayne. Look out. Almost time for your dirty thirties, Weezy. It's tough to imagine you getting even dirtier, however. Ovaries don't seem to stand much of a chance with you around as it is, sir. If your twenties are any indication of your potential for dirtiness, then all the young ladies will be dropping like flies in the coming decade. Have mercy on them, Wayne. And wear a condom, for crying out loud. You're knocking up errbody all over the globe. Give some other guys a chance, will ya'? Happy birthday.