Now let me see a smile. C'mon, you can do it. Who's got a smile for me?
There we go! There's a smile! Attaboy! Way to go, Bruce!
Yeah, yeah... that's Bon Jovi... whatever. Same difference. These all-American, ballad-loving Jersey rockers are all the same to me: BORRRRINGG!
Happy 62nd birthday, Bruce. Stop crying.
R.I.P., Clarence Clemons!