Oh, Bruce. I've tried to love you. I know nearly everybody else on the damn planet loves you, but I just don't think it's gonna work out between us. I'm sorry. No... please... don't cry...
It's OK, Brucie. Shhhh... now, there... it's OK... shhhh. Huuuush lil' bebby, don' say a worrrd. Come on, now. It'll be alright, sweetie. Here's a tissue.
Now let me see a smile. C'mon, you can do it. Who's got a smile for me?
There we go! There's a smile! Attaboy! Way to go, Bruce!
Yeah, yeah... that's Bon Jovi... whatever. Same difference. These all-American, ballad-loving Jersey rockers are all the same to me: BORRRRINGG!
Happy 62nd birthday, Bruce. Stop crying.
R.I.P., Clarence Clemons!
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