Question of the Day

Does anybody else miss the media presence of our redneck crime spree princess, Lee Grace Dougherty?

I do. I miss her as often as I miss Cracker Barrel's hashbrown casserole: Quite frequently.

I miss seeing her smiling face and glazed eyes. I miss her insightful quips. I miss hearing about her dumb-ass, potentially-lethal shenanigans. 

We need a new redneck scandal, pronto. The Salahis and their upper-class social foibles aren't cutting it.

Posted on September 20, 2011 and filed under Scandal!.