I Soooo F**king LOVE This!

My favorite news of the day, by FAR, is the latest scandal in the Salahi saga. 

Tuesday, Tareq Salahi, the husband of White House gate crasher and former Real Housewives of D.C. cast member Michaele Salahi, reported Michaele missing. He believed she was kidnapped, as they've received death threats since they became household names for being total jackasses. 

Apparently, Michaele failed to show up for a Tuesday morning hair appointment. Tareq launched a public appeal for help, including posts on Facebook and Twitter stating that he believed his wife “may have been kidnapped or abducted” and was “being held under duress and forced to tell persons, including authorities she is okay.” He even enlisted TMZ for help. 

Late Tuesday night, he received a mysterious call from Michaele in which she sounded like she wasn't being herself, Tareq reported. He contacted the police and FBI and filed a missing person's report. However, the kidnapping case was closed minutes later. 

Why? Michaele was found in the open arms of none other than Neil Schon. Yes, the guitarist for Journey.

She attended Schon's show in Nashville on Tuesday before continuing on with him to Memphis for Journey's U.S. tour. They're reportedly still together at this very moment. 

Mystery solved, dahling: Michaele left Tareq for Neil effin' Schon. Upgrade!!!!

Thus concludes the latest Salahi scandal. Knowing these clowns, there's more to come, I'm sure. 


Posted on September 15, 2011 and filed under WTF?!?.