I'd like to issue a sincere, heartfelt apology to my beau, DJB, for enduring months of me talking like that damn talking dog in that stupid Ultimate Dog Tease video I posted May 10. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw]
"Yeah? Yeah?" I say, trying to contain my laughter. "What was in there? Covered it with what? The maple kind, yeah." I say whilst chortling in a very self-satisfied manner.
Jackass Jones over here. I have zero control. I hate quoters. I've become a total quoter. WTF!?
All the while, with every episode, DJB remains cordially stoic. He never criticizes my asinine quotes, nor does he encourage me to utter/chortle them. Good move, sir. I'm aware of my problem, but might need help conquering it. My recommendation: a new viral video to quote!
This one isn't new, but it sho' is new to me! Woooohoooo!
DJB: I apologize in advance. "I want my ma-ma" is the new maple bacon, darling.
(Loving consideration for this post provided by my sister, Kelly, who adores talking animals.)