Sandy Birthday

Naturally, Jesse James chose today to announce that his engagement to Kat Von D is kaput. It's Sandra Bullock's 47th birthday, Jesse, you insensitive, disrespectful toad. Will you please give the woman a break? Sheesh. I AM SO OVER JESSE M.F. JAMES!!!!!!!

Whew! That felt good. I've been holding this Jesse James angst in for far too long. Release was needed. JESSE JAMES SUUUUCKS! There. Done. 

Happy birthday, Sandra Bullock. Your composure is awe-inspiring. You are a true lady. Five stars to you. 


Posted on July 26, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.